Tuesday, February 27, 2007

The Peoples Republic of Witham

Chairman Maoward




Courtesy of my chums at the New Sheridan Club (aka “the lodge”), who made the offer of adding an image of members to a classic picture “using science”, I am delighted to present to you your Chairman as Chairman Mao, the second moist notorious Chairman in history, and a darned sight less autocratic, I’m sure you will agree.

It is your Chairman’s wish that a portrait such as this should appear in every house he visits, and by left-clicking on the image, you can save the image to print out at home in order that in some way, the Chairman will always be watching over you and keeping you sharp and alert so you may ably contend with for the rigours of modern life with which fate presents us. And if you think that I’m autocratic, remember that the alternative is the Vice Chairman, whose sense of tyranny knows no bounds.

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