It’s good to talk

Which end do you talk out of, Chairman?

For the benefit of serving members of HM Forces within the club, the Chairman thought he might like to offer a refresher course in the joys of recreational communication with the Chairman of the club. As Maria sang in the sound of music, “Let’s start at the very beginning, it’s a very good place to start”, so for the benefit of those members not au fait with modern communications in the third millennium, you will find above an example of modern telephonic apparatus. Pick it up, press the right buttons and, hey presto, you might find even manage to find your Chairman at the other end! Especially when you faithfully promised to telephone two evenings ago, Captain…..