MTV here we come

Sorry, Sir John

During the recent state visit of the Chairman & First Lady to Cyprus, you might be amused to read that the discovery by your correspondent that the Captain of Boats has recast himself as some sort of latter-day Stephen Spielberg, maker of ground breaking cinema to rival the works of the late, great pairing of Michael Jackson and Alfred Hitchcock respectively. So, for your viewing pleasure, the Chairman is delighted to present a trailer from a forthcoming release of “Ice Cold in Cyprus”, and a spoof music video featuring the Secretary and Vice Captain of Boats (and friends). Suffice as to say that the Chairman is now on a diet, and the Captain has enrolled at RADA. And not before time, I hear you add….